Here’s what I know about fashion.
Invest in the right shoes and wear them until they die.
3yo: “My hand is all wet!”
Me: “Why is your hand wet?”
4yo: “I licked it.”
3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”
One day the clarity sets in and yes I loved you, but that love was toxic.